Disturbing things I do on the phone with women

Disturbing things I do on the phone with women

Disturbing things I do on the phone with women

Back in the day, when I suspected a woman was going to be distracted, one of my tactics was to call her before meeting her. I found it reduced the flaking a lot. I did something on the phone once that I think women would find disturbing! In fact, I’m pretty sure if they knew what I was doing they’d freak out and maybe even call the cops on me.

Are you curious?

Do you want to know what I did?


I will tell you…


OK, OK, OK, OK… Now I’ll tell you… (God!)


So here we go…

Most times while on the phone with a woman I would have a knife in my hand!

do not worry

It wasn’t a butcher knife or anything.

It was my Swiss army knife.

Now, why should I be playing with my Swiss army knife while I’m on the phone with a beautiful woman? Am I some kind of idiot who fantasizes about cutting chicks to pieces over the phone?

Of course not!

So why did I do this?

A clever neuroscientist has discovered a connection between your hands and the creative side of your brain. You may have noticed that when you play with a pen, a stress ball, or even just a paper clip, solutions to some of your most vexing problems just pop into your head. And when you’re on the phone with a woman and want to have a free conversation, I think it’s good to be creative!

So I often had something in my hand while talking on the phone.

Sometimes it will be my Swiss army knife, sometimes a pen, sometimes one of those stress balls (you know, the ones that were pretty popular back in the day).

Which brings your knife-wielding narrator to the point:

One of the best things you can do to get more dates from online dating is to offer a virtual date first.

It can be a video call or a phone call. Does not matter.

The important thing is this:

When you’re on a virtual date, have something in your hand to play with.

You will be more creative.

It’s so simple!

Oh, and if you’re wondering how to set up a virtual date, it’s easy too. After you’ve chatted online for a while, suggest a virtual date just like you would a regular date. In fact, there is nothing different about it.

For example:

“You seem like a funny guy. Let’s have a video chat so we can talk like real people. Do you prefer Skype or Facetime?’

I hope this helps you as much as it helped me.

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